The adventure of Mr. Eyebrow: by Lil Bit and others

First, if the others are reading, I didn't give you guys names because this is the internet. Also, I am taking poetic license and editing the story. It is not the original work, but i think it's good... well... sorta. On to the story!

"Once, there was a lone eyebrow. He had no eye over which top rest, and he lived in the forest. It was a mythical forest, where all mythical and legendary creatures came from. This eyebrow felt that something was missing from his life, so he went out to find what it was that was missing. After many days and many nights, Mr. Eyebrow reached a village, where no one has eyebrows. A little boy stopped him and asked, "What kind of creature are you?" the eyebrow looked at the boy, managing to put a bemused, slightly irritated look onto his furry features.
"I, little one, am an eyebrow." the boy was intrigued by this 'eyebrow', and he took it to the biologist. the biologist had never seen anything like it, so he took samples from the eyebrow. He studied the eyebrow for a long time, but the eyebrow didn't want to be studied. So, taking the little boy with him, he traveled to another town. After traveling for a long time, and enduring much wining, Mr. Eyebrow and the little boy arrived at the home of a dermatologist. The dermatologist thought to himself, 'maybe I can make a good night cream out of this thing's hair. So, for several days, the eyebrow allowed himself to be a test subject. But, this was not what Mr. Eyebrow needed. So, he left. They were soon joined by an eyebrow-less unicorn and Phoenix. It was many, many weeks before they found an Alchemist. the alchemist wanted to make a potion out of the eyebrow's hairs. It wasn't long before sweat fell into the man's eye, and a snookie popped out. Snookie didn't want to go in the closet where the alchemist kept the snookies, so she went with the group as they left. Many weeks later, they were at a town filled with Cyclopes. Remembering the alchemist and his snookies, the Eyebrow jumped onto the face of one of the towns folk, and there he stuck, right above the eye. And he didn't leave for many years, but his second journy is another story for another time."

Hope you liked it, random, crazy, and writen as a challeng from the pool during summer camp. But there you have it.
Lil Bit