Friday, August 17, 2012

My Poor Brownies!

Dads can just be plain mean!

Ok, so, it's pretty much a fact that when summer starts to come to a close, the roaches move in right? Well, my family has declared war on the resident roachs. I told my dad that I had already swept one up and he was pleased in the normal way at first. Then he mentioned them being in the stove. Roasted roachs like M&Ms was what he said. Then he started to talk about mushy roach guts. Some how he mentioned goo filled brownies. And bonbons. I was forced to fall to the kitchen floor in disgust. I can never look at brownies the same way again.

Thanks a lot Dad, now I can never enjoy fudge brownies as I would like. Actually, it was kinda like the time Dad said spaghetti looked like heart worms. Neither my mom, my sister, nor I could finish our dinner after that.

And there you have how dads can be just plain mean!

Lil Bit
P.S This is the most childish post I think any seventeen year old has ever made!

Monday, August 6, 2012

How to know...

First, you know you're bored if...
1: you think about organizing.
2: you think about cleaning.
3: you daydream about school.
4: you hunt down your cat and force them to play with you.
5: you actually do laundry instead of just saying you need to.
6: you catch yourself staring at the wall.

Second, you know it's hot when...
1: your cat wants to get in the bathtub full of water.
2: you think about putting ice in your tub.
3: you can't move away from the fan.
4: the cicadas are singing so loud it's hard to sleep.
5: going to the beach is like walking into a grill.
6: ice cream is sold out in every store you go to.

Now that I've gotten those pointless thoughts out of my head, I've been cleaning and organizing and staring at walls but have stopped short of hunting down my cat and daydreaming about school. So, it is safe to say, I have been bored here at home. Sure every now and then I'll do the dishes or some such, but I'm still pretty much left on my own. I've cleaned up my desk and went crazy on my closet plus I re-organized my dresser(top). Still need to deal with the shoes and the other, various, little nick nacks all over my floor. It's just so hot out here, even with my fans going and the AC on. Crazy huh? Well, that's about all I wanted to say in my little shpeal. OH! and if you have an idea for a modern Christmas skit that is at most 30 mins. long, comment and give me your input. It would help a lot seeing as time is running out for me to write said skit for my church, seeing as we still need to cast a few people and set up rehearsals and such.
Later!
Lil Bit